thebread-research:

NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED, THE FREE BANANA BIT FROM EPISODE ONE OF REPERTOIRE WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

THE VERY END “I didn’t say all the bananas are free to everybody” AND THEN HE EATS ALL OF THE BANANAS I CANTTTT

billskxrsgaxrd:

Yes I’m very attracted to James Acaster, No I’m not going to be quiet about it

moonstruck-pioneer:

I’ve done exactly 2 things over my vacation: listen to Les Mis and renew my undying love for James Acaster

norvtown:

right yeah well. Fuck you too sir

literaphobe:

valsdas:

britney spears has lost the court case, again, to end her father’s conservatorship over her, and it makes me so fucking SAD that no one is in her corner, apart from like… britney stans that the rest of public opinion and internet treats as a joke. hashtag free britney itself started as a joke. meanwhile, she’s now saying that she will not perform any more as long as her father has control over her, and still, no one seems to be in her corner. she has been infantilized since the beginning of her career, and her mental breakdown added that extra ~insanity~ layer to it all, thus turning her into someone who is treated condescendingly, with pity, with sarcasm, like a lobotomized version of her former self performing for others to make fun of her. but she is not given empathy. where is the fucking compassion?? not even out of nostalgia for a pop icon formative for an entire generation, in the full meaning of the word? who is having britney’s back?? she deserves so much more.

svere-online:

squided:

squided:

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

dracofidus:

a-really-bad-decision:

stoned-dahmer:

brainstatic:

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

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weirdmageddon:

mosticonicposts:

bakugosucks:

mamasoygay:

klngly:

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

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jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

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Do you heavily immerse yourself in a group of dysfunctional adults and children role playing in their authoritarian/anarchist Minecraft server or are you neurotypical cisgender and straight?